Piglets
We have bought some little sea piglets as our flat pets. The aim is to have something to mow our lawns for us. Jono re-constructed a cage we got off the inorganic collection. It is now a new and improved model.
The actual (guinea) pigs are quite nice looking also. One is a black female, and the other a male, mixture of chocolate brown and white. The male cost $16 and the female $10. We named the dude 'Man' and the chick 'Woman'.
Indeed by now you must be bursting inside wanting to ask a salient question:-
I leave it to my male readers to come up with the correct answer to this question. However, some completely unbiased scientific studies are underway to ascertain the correct answer to this question.
The actual (guinea) pigs are quite nice looking also. One is a black female, and the other a male, mixture of chocolate brown and white. The male cost $16 and the female $10. We named the dude 'Man' and the chick 'Woman'.
Indeed by now you must be bursting inside wanting to ask a salient question:-
Which is better, Man or Woman?
I leave it to my male readers to come up with the correct answer to this question. However, some completely unbiased scientific studies are underway to ascertain the correct answer to this question.
posted by Scotty at 8:49 PM
5 Comments:
out of interest, do you intend on seperating the male or the female? Or are you waiting for kid 1 thru 4?
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Nathan, at 9:18 PM, January 20, 2005
More lawn mowers Nathan. I think that's his plan. Its cheaper that way rather than buying them. In which case, Kid is betta.
Allan
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Anonymous, at 12:35 AM, January 21, 2005
My name is TROGDOR. RAAA.
I think man is better.
By
Anonymous, at 7:04 AM, January 21, 2005
Im NOT anonymous! :) I'd go for the male (that came out wrong. :P)
Simply cause if you get the females they have an annoying habit of having babies. A lot of babies. Multitudes on multitudes. yea even unto the fourth and fifth generations!
you need a male! (:P)
By
Philotas, at 2:53 PM, January 22, 2005
Thiss is a great blog
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