News In Brief

Well things are getting pretty hectic with wedding preparations and what not. In fact this whole process has lead me to an interesting theory on weddings. Why do we have weddings? Well I believe that the wedding day preparation process is designed to test your relationship and see whether you have a decent chance of surviving after that date. If you can't hack it you won't make it to the wedding day......but I shouldn't jest!

In other news, we have had three additions to our lawn mowing collection. Three little guinea pigs in fact! Marmite the mother is doing fine, and the not so appropriately named "Woman" is very proud of his achievement.